a conversation I saw at Taco Bell
young son crying: I wish I had a burrito
the mom pointing at the kid’s burrito: son that is a burrito
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
I guess he had some beeves with this new information
qoa:
me and strawberry lemonade svedka
me with patron silver tbh
tbh strawberitas
the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved
Deep.
THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP
Agreed ^^
I’m here. And wherever you go… I will follow.
S u r v i v e
Grape-flavoured orange juice
